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I am, by definition, "the intended recipient". The sender's failure to ensure that the document was addressed to the proper recipients bars any discussion as to whether I am the intended recipient. Should you claim otherwise, I reserve the right to read your proprietary, confidential, digitally unsigned, and unencrypted document regardless of whether it is privileged or confidential.
All information in the email is mine to do with as I see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it lends itself to.
I may take the contents as representing the views of your company, organization, or other such entity.
While I take every precaution to protect my various computer systems from malware, virus, worms, or other such malicious software; the sender is responsible for the presence of any such software in the email and as such liable for any damage caused by the aforementioned malicious software.
This overrides any disclaimer or statement of confidentiality that may be included in your message.

No animals were harmed in the creation of this document. However, a great many electrons were inconvenienced.
May contain nutmeg, but that's doubtful.
Batteries not included.
I am not a lawyer.

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